SYSTEM ONLINE · $VALVE
SOMEONE HAS TO KEEP THE LIQUIDITY FLOWING.
One market.
One valve.
One very stressed hamster.
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How long can you keep the valve alive?
The entire market runs through one enormous valve.
Nobody knows who built it.
Nobody knows why it is so unstable.
And nobody knows why a tiny hamster was put in charge.
But every second... the pressure keeps rising.
The hamster has one job:
KEEP THE LIQUIDITY FLOWING.
employee of the month (only employee)More market volume.
More volume means more pressure.
The hamster keeps the valve under control.
If the pressure wins...
VALVE FAILURE.
THE HAMSTER:
“I got this.”
HAMSTER:
“Guys?”
THE VALVE:
*shaking violently*
THE HAMSTER:
💀
The volume keeps rising.
The hamster keeps working.